The Blonde Phenomena

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''

The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of your cup.''

The doctor was examining a young blonde model who was having a terrible pain in her abdomen.

"My dear, you have acute appendicitis," the doctor said.

The woman became quite angry and said, "Don't try hitting on me doctor, I just want to be examined, not complimented."



One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

"It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried.

"Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"



Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.



A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."

Some Interesting Blonde Q 'n' A

Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

A: She heard the drinks were on the house.

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?

A: Artificial intelligence.



Q: How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?

A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.

Random Funny Jokes

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking
confused.

"Need some help?" a secretary asked.

"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"

"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding
it into the shredder.

"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to
report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a
description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy
hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is
good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4,
chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"



Good Question indeed!

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby
camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert
your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."

"OK," said the son.

A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these
great long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips
through the desert."

"Thanks Mom," replies the son.

After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got
these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little
impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store
water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without
drinking for long periods."

"That`s great Mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and
long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps
to store water, but Mom..."

"Yes, son?"

"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"

Funny Telephone Conversation

You got to listen to the following clips. I was Laughing Out Loud listening to them. You'll too...

• Tom Mabe keeps a recorder by his phone, just in case a telemarketer calls. Listen to this guy spin his way deeper and deeper!
  
  
• If you've heard GM's ads for "OnStar," you'll enjoy this parody: BlondeStar.
  
  
• Think your pizza delivery place is rude? Just listen to this guy. (Much bleeping)
  

For more of the funny stuff like these visit http://www.allowe.com/ . The site owner, Al Lowe, is the creater of what used to be a very popular computer game sequeal Leisure Suite Larry. Too bad for its fans that Sierra discontinued the title after its 7th Version.

Source: http://www.allowe.com/Humor/audio.htm