The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking
confused.
"Need some help?" a secretary asked.
"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"
"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding
it into the shredder.
"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to
report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a
description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy
hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is
good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4,
chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
Good Question indeed!
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby
camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert
your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
"OK," said the son.
A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these
great long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips
through the desert."
"Thanks Mom," replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got
these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little
impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store
water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without
drinking for long periods."
"That`s great Mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and
long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps
to store water, but Mom..."
"Yes, son?"
"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"
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