Some Blonde Jokes

Question: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
Answer: Peroxide

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Question: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her
nametag)?
Answer: "'Debbie'...that's cute। What did you name the other one?"

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Question: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
Answer: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with
her pencil।

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The blondie was so happy when it finished a puzzle in 6 months saying 2-4years

A young blonde lady had the windows in her house replaced with new double-insulated energy efficient windows. Twelve months later, she got a call from the contractor, complaining that the work has been done for a year and she had yet to make the first payment.

The blonde replied, "Now don't try to pull a fast one on me. The salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves!"

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Blonde dials 911 (my apartment is on fire)
911 (can you confirm your address?)
Blonde (I am not sure what it is, Why?)
911 ( We'll how else will we get there)
Blonde (DUH, BIG RED TRUCK)