Not So Sane Ones...

What's in a Name?

This American Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"

She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

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Dark Secrets...

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."





The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."

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Round the Bend

A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner.

He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes, she leans out of the window and screams, "PIG!"

Astonished the man turns and yells back, "B*TCH!" as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.

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Rolling Into Work.

For 30 years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9am on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when, on one particular day, 9am passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. The boss himself, looking at his watch, came out into the corridor.

Finally, at 10am precisely, Johnson showed up, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully into the office and said, aware that all eyes were on him, "I tripped and rolled down 2 flights of stairs in the underground. Nearly killed myself."

The boss then looked at him straight in the eye and said, "And to roll down 2 flights of stairs took a whole hour?"

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Wishing Well

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"