The Greatest Pick-Up Line COMEBACKS!!!!

M; Haven't we met before?
W; Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

M; Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W; Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

M; Your place or mine?
W; Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

M; I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
W; It's in the phone book.

M; So what do you do for a living?
W; I'm a female impersonator.

M; Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W; Do not Enter

M; How do you like your eggs in the morning?
W; Unfertilized

M; Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason
W; Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

M; I want to give myself to you.
W; Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

M; If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
W; Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

M; Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
W; Sorry, I don't date outside my species..

M; Your body is like a temple.
W; Sorry, there are no services today.

M; I would go to the end of the world for you.
W; Yes, but would you stay there?