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Monday, October 15, 2007

The Blonde Phenomena

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''

The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of your cup.''



The doctor was examining a young blonde model who was having a terrible pain in her abdomen.

"My dear, you have acute appendicitis," the doctor said.

The woman became quite angry and said, "Don't try hitting on me doctor, I just want to be examined, not complimented."



One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

"It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried.

"Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"



Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.



A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."

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Some Interesting Blonde Q 'n' A

Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

A: She heard the drinks were on the house.



Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?

A: Artificial intelligence.



Q: How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?

A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.

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