A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of your cup.''
The doctor was examining a young blonde model who was having a terrible pain in her abdomen.
"My dear, you have acute appendicitis," the doctor said.
The woman became quite angry and said, "Don't try hitting on me doctor, I just want to be examined, not complimented."
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
"It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried.
"Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."
